Undercover Mothers Are Everywhere

Parents Are Powerful. We’re Taking The Country Back.

This week measured an 8.9 on the Richter scale, and the tsunami is just forming:

⭐  Breitbart political editor Emma-Jo Morris of Hunter Biden “laptop from Hell” prominence, dropped truth bombs about NAIS while profiling Undercover Mothers across the nation, and members of Congress are pledging action.

⭐  Hero teacher Paul Rossi did double duty with a masterfully informative piece chronicling the background of NAIS for Legal Insurrection and a WSJ OpEd with fearless Brearley dad Andrew Guttman explaining what they learned after watching countless videos from the NAIS People of Color Conference (POCC).  Thank you to all the Undercover Mothers who infiltrated and got headaches cataloguing countless hours of the POCC!

⭐  UFC Champion Level moms Amy Gonzalez and Andrea Gross are fighting for independent school parents everywhere with a trailblazing lawsuit against Columbus Academy after their children were ruthlessly targeted by their school when they started asking legitimate questions.

No doubt NAIS President Donna Orem and NAIS Director of Media Myra McGovern wore out their speed dial to crisis management consultant the Baby Jane Group.  We wonder what exciting announcements NAIS has planned to mark its 60-year anniversary on March 1.

We Don’t Think You’re Ready For This, Chelle

Proving Undercover Mothers never sleep, under the cover of dawn, mothers uncovered an email detailing a Parent Enemies list purportedly sent by the Lovett School Associate Headmaster, Chelle Wabrek, to…… wait for it…… the Director of Parent Engagement Jennifer Boutee!  LMFAO.  This, only a week after The Westminster Schools – also in Atlanta, released a Wokeminster website following a trend of schools publishing websites in efforts to save their schools.  Didn’t we tell you things were going to get hot down south? 

We all know there are Enemy Parent lists at nearly every NAIS private school, but we’ve never actually seen one.  Lovett Headmaster Meredyth Cole (recently from Episcopal School of Dallas) has some ‘splaining to do about how making a list of “Insubordinate” parents fosters a community of diversity, equity and inclusion, and partnership with parents.  While the school denies the list's authenticity, social media accounts have immediately been scrubbed, masks have suddenly been declared optional, parents who were being told to leave if they didn’t like the direction of the school are suddenly being told they are valued members of the community and reminded that everyone deserves grace, and insinuations have been made that the list was made to frame the administrators.  Hmm…could this be similar to Kamala’s husband being ushered out of a school during Black history month because of a supposed “bomb threat?”  The real bomb is parents speaking out, and our eyes are finally open to the propaganda wars.  More unbelievable details will be revealed, but we’ll let other outlets cover those. 

Operation Slow and Tedious

The $$ DEI Director to $$$ Headmaster pipeline is pumping as DEI industrial complex grifters advocate for the destruction of capitalism in Independent X Schools where enrollment contracts are unveiled with at least 3% annual tuition increases.  At Spence, tuition now exceeds $60K, still with a purported $15K funding gap - a 25% deficit.  If he can’t balance the budget of a 750 student school, what does that say about Board President William L. Jacob III’s abilities as a Goldman MD?  We bet John Paulson could have trimmed some DEI $ fat.

Le Plat Principal – Enrollment Contracts

Now for the real meat – not some Beyond burger or cicada patties.  Sit down because this was one of the most shocking things we have seen since – well, Hunter Biden’s laptop.

Imagine your 10-year-old son started taking estrogen at the guidance of his teachers, during which he felt so alone and confused he began to self harm.  The whole time, Independent X School didn’t just keep this from you, it encouraged him.  Why would Independent X School have done this?  Because you consented.  You may earn millions a year or be the queen bee of winter in Aspen, but Independent X School has you under lock and key.  If you don’t like it, you can leave.  Just a few years ago, we had to consent for our schools to give our children one single Tylenol at school or put a band-aid on her knee.  Now we blindly consent for our schools to groom our children away from us.  Are you going to take it?  Are you going to give hundreds of thousands and cross your fingers that Jack Jr. doesn’t become Penelope?  You could be seeing Jack in a women’s swimsuit competing against your friend’s daughters soon. 

It’s no use hopping from one NAIS school to another, Megyn Kelly, when Independent X School has surreptitiously been adding new authoritarian clauses in its enrollment contracts.  As Independent X School preaches diversity, equity, inclusion and justice, as it sings the praises of passive resistance, how ironic that it wields increasing oppression.  Just check out enrollment contract excerpts from Boston to Boca:

Independent X School can expel our children:

·      for any action or statement

·      for voicing disagreement or simply reflecting a loss of confidence

·      by anyone related to our children

·      on or off campus

·      under the sole and absolute discretion of the headmaster

·      without nexus to any reasonable or unreasonable standard

·      with the obligation to pay full tuition and fees

Independent X School can change the curriculum and cut the school year and length of the day without notice and demand full tuition.  Independent X School makes no representations of the appropriateness of its education and does not guarantee success, readiness, or even “progress.”  In at least one contract, parents agree to pay Independent X School’s legal fees if the parents win a lawsuit against Independent X School.  Independent X School can harm your child and make you pay $$$ for it!  When did enrollment contracts become so unconscionably one-sided?  It’s no wonder Independent X School does not send a copy of the fully executed enrollment contract to all parties of the agreement or allow for an autosave upon completion in online portals.  But this year’s enrollment contract is still available on your online portal.  Save a hard copy and email it to us at BonjourUndercoverMother@protonmail.com. 

Shits & Giggles Corner

The Albany Academies must be taking their cue from our nation’s venerated politicians – Newsom, Garcetti, Hochul, Abrams, courageously unmasked next to the no-risk masked peasants – children.  At some schools, kids are not allowed onto campus without the booster.  One day they are fine, and the next day – poof! – they are Wuhan wet-market bats unless they have an unproven EUA myocarditis jab. Science.

It wasn’t a mental institution, it was Carney Sandoe’s hiring conference!  Complete with pronoun stickers and comfort badges to show your comfort level with covid and physical contact.  Ingenious tips for teachers and admin – dress professionally (apparently not white supremacy culture this time around) and don’t ghost schools.  Definitely makes us feel confident in the applicant pool for Independent X School.